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August 30, 2005

HAVVG Reader Mail: It'll crush him.

I have been reading JRR Tolkiens master work and the subsiquent novels about his work for 20 years....

Your Site Is the Funniest Thing I Have Ever SEEN!!!

Love IT!

Love You for doing IT!

AND YES I am VERY VERY VERY VERY GAY

Love

Hamson Gamgee.

Please don't tell Sean - It'll crush him.

Serously though - since Elijah's interview in The Advocate - where he mentioned the site ---how many hits have you had? Has anyone in the pictures objected at all? E seemed to be ok with it in the article but what about everyone else? I mean Sean Bean didn't object at all?

Thanks

Quack.

Dear Quack,

Thanks for your letter about that little side project of mine. I've gotten a lot of response to it, most of it in the "We want more!" vein.

I haven't heard anything from anyone connected with the people I mention on the site, and I'm kinda glad of that. My lawyer is still trying to clear up that time I implied that Tom Cruise liked the penis.

I'll just clear that up now. According to my lawyer, that was a typo. What I meant to say was that Tom Cruise really loves pens. Especially pens from exotic locations. He even likes to have use more than one pen at a time.

Tom Cruise is a HUGE pen lover.

Elijah mentioned my site in The Advocate? Ummm... I'm scared! When did that happen? and are you sure he didn't really mention that other site that says he's very very gay? If he did mention me, what issue?!

There may be more HAVVG coming soon!

But we won't tell Sean.

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