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Really, this says it all...
To Boldly Go...
Someone over on Enterprise is finally getting it. Orion Slave Girls? Possible connections between Data & Khan? See... I'll watch this.
(BTW, the new Orion Slave Girl will be the woman who hosts 'Junkyard Mega-Wars', Bobbie Sue Luther.)
Posted by aristan at 07:34 AM | Comments (0)
All dressed up like The Cure
What's worse, that I got this as a result to this quiz... or the fact I was listening to The Cure when I took the quiz?
You're so depressed... but why? Some people might call you whiny and annoying, and you are, to them. You still have people that are willing to listen to you... right after they've been dumped.
What band from the 80s are you?
Posted by aristan at 01:59 AM | Comments (2)
Step away from the Blur Tool!
You know, I really care about politics. I also really care about is web design & graphic design. Sometimes these things I love come together in frightening ways.
Ok... what I'd like to know is... who is being paid by the layer over at the White House? That's the only way I can explain this image.
That banner is about a page curl and a lens flare from getting a designer shot. Photoshop should come with built in sensors that detect when someone has gone too far. Maybe give some sort of warning.
And don't get me started on this image of Dubya.
Posted by aristan at 03:08 AM | Comments (3)
I'm what's wrong with America
Can I really show my face in public when I enjoyed Taxi, but The New York Post gave it a half star?
Though everyone complaining about the movie is right about one thing... Jimmy Fallon looked strange in the movie. Like his head had swollen or something.
Posted by aristan at 07:58 AM | Comments (1)
It's like... way deep, Man... like wowsville.
Sometimes, when you're wandering the internet, you come upon some strange and interesting sites. Though, most times they're just strange.
During my wanderings tonight, I stumbled upon a site that had some interesting poetry, written by a young poet.
One time there was a big girl.
Now there was a good girl,
I runned to her,
She runs to me,
Then she goes sweaty,
And I go sweaty,
But why?
But why?
And then we started to kiss.
And then we stopped and hugged.
But why why why why.
Because there was a little girl transformed into a big girl.
Then she transformed into rainbow flashing.
And then a heart came up, raining hearts. She runs away from it.
The heart follows
The moon follows
The nice follows her
I don't know her.
But she knows me.
Wanna know more about this poem & the poet? (Yes. Yes you do.)
The poem 
is about one of the heros in the popular Harry Potter Series. No... not Snape. Good guess though.
This kid has the hots for Hermione.
The original title of the poem is "I Kiss Hermione"
The poet is a Six year old Canadian boy who loves lego, harry potter and making out with Hermione Granger apparently. Hermione was unavailable for comment.
I could so easily take this to the coffee house, leave off the title, and dramatically read it. It'd be a hit. They'd tell me I'm deep and someone would by me a latte.
It's like cool, daddio.
Posted by aristan at 03:55 AM | Comments (0)
There's Wood All Over the Internets, Senator Kennedy
Was one of our guys working over at Fox news last night? I mean, really... that's the only way I can explain that they'd lead with this photo. 
With Bush's teeth grinding, pluralization of various non plural things, and his accidentally calling Kerry "Senator Kennedy"... That had to be the best debate ever. And I'm just watching clips & reading transcripts.
Of course, Ann Coulter says he did fine. But, as we all know, Ann Coulter is batshit insane. Even most republicans I know are pretty certain that she spends her days in a padded room in an I-Love-Me Jacket.
Posted by aristan at 01:02 PM | Comments (2)
Get Off The Internet And Vote
Surely one must realize that the fact that you can vote is a great gift in itself. You have the power to control who runs your country and how they do so.
But sometimes you just want some Free Stuff.
Everyone who sends in photos of their Voter Registration Card and a picture of them at the polls on November 2nd will receive a small prize. The grand prize winner will receive a huge prize pack, including 11 Tshirts!
So... ummm...
Vote.
Posted by aristan at 08:57 PM | Comments (1)
See what's on the slab...
This is my kitchen counter. I swear that's a spice rack.
Posted by aristan at 12:09 PM | Comments (5)
Now that's what I call a printing error...
That's what I call a printing error, guys. Exactly how does one vote for Kerry or Bush on these Michigan Absentee ballots? Do you fill in the top arrow for Kerry or for Bush?
This is, of course, a printing error... but I wonder how many people went ahead and used them!
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