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April 23, 2006

This is your brain on homework...

any questions?

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April 16, 2006

Happy Easter

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April 13, 2006

Guys... the birds are dying. I'm so pissed. Cya L8r.

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April 11, 2006

SQL nerds, HELP!

create view custrep (customer, street_add, csz) as
select customer_name, street, rtrim(city)||', '||state||' '||zip
from customer;

clear columns

column customer heading 'Customer|Name' format a40
column street_add heading 'Customer|Address' format A13
column csz heading 'Customer|City/State/Zip' format A25

set linesize 80
set pagesize 50

select *
from custrep;

Posted by aristan at 12:37 AM | Comments (0)

April 06, 2006

Star Jones is Hiding Her Candy

starvschablis.jpg

I mean, seriously... everytime I see Star Jones, she looks more and more like a drag queen. There's a magazine cover at work that shows her holding a jacket over her with no shirt... it looks like she has a completely flat chest. No wonder she went to have surgery on them.

At least we can remember the good old days...

and yes... this is what we call a quiet relaunch.

Posted by aristan at 01:24 AM | Comments (1)