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iPod Knows All
Memes tend to be rare here at Malbela... but here's one stolen from the wise and wonderful j-go.
1. How does the world see you?
"Love Child" - Diana Ross & The Supremes
"Love Child, Love Child/Never Quite As Good/Afraid, Ashamed, Misunderstood/But I'll always love you"
A song about being treated like a second class citizen. Hmm... we're off to a great start, Mister iPod.
2. Will I have a happy life?
"Hallelujah" - Rufus Wainwright
"it's a cold and its a broken Hallelujah"
This is a song that's beautiful and sad all at once. Great, why am I doing this again?
3. What do my friends think of me?
"Secret Agent X-9" - Modest Mouse
"You think this guy was on a permanent vacation, But no he's not, he's a secret agent"
Are you saying they think they don't really know me?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Erotic (Parlo Dub)" - Madonna
"I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck"
Well, this is a good sign. But do I really need to be taught a few things?
5. How can I make myself happy?
"Cigarettes & Chocolate" - Rufus Wainwright
"If I should buy Jelly Beans, Have to eat them all in just one sitting."
A song about overindulgence... Am I supposed to do it or realize that I do it?
6. What should I do with my life?
"Wonderful" - Brian Wilson
"She'll return in love with the mystery, Never known as a non-believer"
Hmmm... I don't know what say about this one.
7. Will I ever have children?
"Dark Of The Matinee" - Franz Ferdinand
"I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate, all the girls I hate"
8. What is some good advice for me?
"Hollywood" - Madonna
"Shine your light now, This time it's got to be good."
9. How will I be remembered?
"Enemy Fire" - Ryan Adams
"Learn how to change, and maybe I could stay"
10. What’s my signature dance song?
"Basscadet" - Autechre
11. What’s my current theme song?
"Better Man (Radio Edit)" - Pearl Jam & Project One
"She lies and says she’s in love with him, can’t find a better man..."
12. What do others think my current theme song is?
"Androgyny" - Garbage
"Get on board and have some fun, Take what you need to turn you on."
13. What shall they play at my funeral?
"Those To Come" - The Shins
"Dissolve Magically, Absurdly, They'll end, Leave, Dissipate, Coldly And strangely Return"
14. What Type Of men/women do you like?
"My Style" - The Black Eyed Peas
"I know that you like my style"
15. How’s my love life?
"You Could Have It So Much Better" - Franz Ferdinand
"You know, you could have it so much better. You could have it so much better, if you tried."
Your Big Surprise?
No Tori or Bjork?! So much Madonna!
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Yo Mama boldly goes...
[rushton] i wonder if they still have yo mama jokes in star trek
[rushton] people would be like yo mama so fat she plugged a wormhole
[Aristan] yo mama so fat, it turns out Kirk's continuing mission was to explore her other ass cheek.
[Aristan] Yo mama so stupid that when she meets Deanna Troi, Troi says 'I got nothing'
[Aristan] Yo mama so ugly, that the borg said 'You will be assimilated, your distintivness will not be added to our own.'
[Aristan] yo mama so ugly that the horta love her. Bitch turns everything to stone
[Aristan] Yo mama so ugly the Ferengi were like 'Damn Bitch, put some clothes on'
[Aristan] yo Mama so ugly that the Vulcans changed their philosphy of life to 'Infinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations... except that one'
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YouTube Regurge: NO STAIRWAY!
This post is just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Backwards, fowards.
Backwards, fowards, backwards.
Suck, suckwards.
Foo, Foowards:
Satanic, satanicwards.
(now, if only I'd been able to find the Dolly Parton version of Stairway To Heaven without sending you over to April Winchell's site...)
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