Hobbits Are Very Very Gay

By Aristan

These pages are very photo intensive and may take awhile to load. I don't own the rights to any of the characters because my last name isn't Tolkien and I don't own any of the people because this year is later than 1863. These pages are meant to be funny and point out that it isn't just Elijah. All the hobbits are very very gay!

The Photographic Evidence

The Breakup: A Very Very Gay Picture Story Staring Hobbits. Chapter 1

The Breakup: A Very Very Gay Picture Story Staring Hobbits. Chapter 2

A Very Very Gay Interlude: When Homosexual Attack

The Breakup: A Very Very Gay Picture Story Staring Hobbits. Chapter 3

The Breakup: A Very Very Gay Picture Story Staring Hobbits. Chapter 4

A Very Very Gay Interlude: The Response Has Been Overwhelming!


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Hey! Thanks For Stopping By! Now read the rest of the site!

Elijah Wood mentions me in a magazine and now everyone's stopping by! That is so damn cool! Now that you're here at Malbela, why not read the rest of my site? Here's a response to an email from a reader in May and another more recent!

Stick around. There's more here at Malbela, and who knows... maybe more HAVVG coming soon!

Elijah, call me!