Hobbits Are Very Very Gay

The Photographic Evidence

By Aristan

Hobbits are so gay. Super gay, no, dare I say it... Uber Gay. And I have photographic evidence.


Dom makes out with a cardboard cutout of Elijah Wood. Papercuts on your tongue are very very gay.


Boas are very gay. As are hobbits. Boa wearing Hobbits are very very gay.


Hobbits like Macs. Macs are very very gay.


LOTR Cast dancing in a chorus line. Hobbits are turning everyone very very gay.


Elijah is not leading. And we all know that Elijah is Very Very Gay.


Dom and Orlando share a moment. Moments are very very gay.


Oh No! Viggo... don't you know... Dom is Very Very Gay!


Viggo! Stop! You can't! Don't let him convert you into someone very very gay!


Oh Viggo! It's Spreading! You're dancing! Disco Dancing! That's very very gay!


Well, gentleman. You turned Viggo very very gay. Are you happy with yourselves? Very very happy?

Oh god dammit. This is going too far. Billy was already Very Very Gay!


Oh thank god... maybe it'll stop here. Billy can't turn Sir Ian gayer. He's already very very gay!


Dammit Elijah, You're already very very gay! Go away!


At least one is honest. He's very very gay!


This is how gay hobbits greet one another. Hobbits are very very gay.

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