Dom: Wow... that was unexpected.
Billy: Yes, Dom, it was very unexpected.
Dom: We know that hobbits seem very very gay, but we never knew that so many would be interested in our hobbity gayness.
Billy: Hell, we were never expecting to be mentioned in a major magazine like The Advocate and we especially didn't expect Elijah to be the one to tell on us, but it happened. We're glad you enjoyed our little story.
Dom: But we aren't sure exactly what to do next.
Orlando: Is it too early to do a flashback to the other story?
Dom: Yes, Orlie, just a little bit.
Orlando: Well, I'm an actor, not a writer. How would I know?
Orlando: AND DON'T CALL ME ORLIE!
Billy: So, what are we going to do?
Dom: Let's see what everyone else thinks.... Hey, Elijah? What should we do for today's story?
Elijah: Mickey says that we should slaughter the filthy americans. We must do as Mickey commands.



Elijah: Mickey says you're all unbelievers.
Dom: And in other news...
Billy: Any other ideas?
Sean: Sean: Excuse me... I have an idea.
Dom: Well, if no one has any ideas...
Billy: I guess we'll just wrap this up.
Sean: I am very sad now. :(
Elijah: If it is any comfort at all... I'm still adorable.
Sean: Thanks, Elijah. That means a lot to me.
Dom: So, we'll see you all later when we come up with something.
Orlando: Know why I'm named after the world's biggest tourist destination?
Dom: Something about Space Mountain right?
Orlando: Dammit!